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UFreak
February 21st, 2006, 10:03 AM
Recently, MUCH has been made of the oil industy's big year in 2005. One which saw the American public pay up to $3.20 per gallon of gas. They now adjust price on speculation, and not real supply and demand models. What IS 38.1 Billion anyway?...

Net Income of Exxon Mobil last year - 38.1 Billion

Number of years the Yankees' Alex Rodriquez would have to play in order to earn 38.1 Billion - 1,388

Numer of years the Reds' Austin Kearns would have to play to earn 38.1 Billion - 97,567

Numer of Lotto tickets you could buy for 38.1 Billion - 38.1 Billion (yeah, I'm a math WHIZZ!)

Odds of correctly picking all six numbers on a Lotto ticket 1 in 22,957,480.
Based on those odds, the number of winning Lotto tickets you might get if you purchased 38.1 Billion tickets - 1,572

Number of gallons of gas you could buy at 2.30 a gallon with 38.1 Billions dollars: 15,695,652,174

Average miles per gallon a 2005 Honda Civic with automatic transmission gets: 34 - Numer of times you could drive to Pluto and back (3 billion miles)- 177 (Bring Beer, & maybe a sandwich?)

still think they're working on that hydrogen tech?..or that a hybrid will ever be "efficient and cost effective"?...uuuuhhhhh????

Well, help is here!- as I have a plan. SURE!,..its the sun,....
It's been said that the sun produces enough energy in one second, to fuel every energy need in the US for over 9 million years!..(that's a "9" and six zero's after!)..in just one freakin' second!....so,..There you have it! My idea. Simply go and harness 1 seconds' worth of the sun's total energy output (or a few seconds of a direct blast, whichever is easier) and bring it to the Earth. Safely store it and develop and network a delivery system, and BOOM!....no more energy problems AND you are a rich dude!
So, can you sponser my softball team?
You're welcome!.....I'm an idea man! I think it, you implement it!...

SW52
February 21st, 2006, 02:58 PM
Yes, but can you do anything about Jet being so painfully gay?

UFreak
February 21st, 2006, 03:08 PM
First of all....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!,...secondly,....sur e!...

E'neff could publish MORE pictures of that chick looking for the remote control...that could cure George Michael of his,...his,..uh ... "regular preference"!?...so she could turn the "Magnum PI wanna-be" Jet normal! That or some Full-Frontal's of "PWL"?...maybe down by the UC pool?,...maybe? I hear she has a "tat" of a bearcat near the unmentionables of her ,...her,...bikini area?...great, there goes my lunch!...DAG!

-again, I'm the all important idea guy here,...P-Neff needs to provide the delivery system!

SW52
February 21st, 2006, 03:14 PM
LOL.

Neff? Neff sucks. I hate Neff....that line drive catchin' SOB!

phatneff
February 21st, 2006, 05:35 PM
No comment.