UFreak
March 22nd, 2006, 10:11 AM
Apparently Marcus Vick scored a near-mentally disabled score of 11 on his Wonderlic test at the NFL draft combine. This may actually be really good news for the ex-Hokie QB.
It could be that Vick lured teenage girls with alcohol, got a DUI, stomped on an opponent’s leg and whipped out a gun at a McDonald’s simply because he’s too dumb to know right from wrong....? so,... Now when NFL teams say Vick has too many transgressions on his record for them to be interested, his agent can respond with: “Hey, he meant no harm. He’s just retarded.”
..."No problem, baby, I'll just go Pro"!...
-Marcus Vick, (upon hearing even Frank Beamer could no longer tolerate his "As*'ness", and that he was being released from scholarship).
It could be that Vick lured teenage girls with alcohol, got a DUI, stomped on an opponent’s leg and whipped out a gun at a McDonald’s simply because he’s too dumb to know right from wrong....? so,... Now when NFL teams say Vick has too many transgressions on his record for them to be interested, his agent can respond with: “Hey, he meant no harm. He’s just retarded.”
..."No problem, baby, I'll just go Pro"!...
-Marcus Vick, (upon hearing even Frank Beamer could no longer tolerate his "As*'ness", and that he was being released from scholarship).