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cbaker
May 10th, 2006, 02:43 PM
what are your thoughts on htting the middle during BP? I know that I did it yesterday and am contemplating retiring from the game.
Larks
May 10th, 2006, 02:55 PM
Eh, it's just a flesh wound!

Err....wait....

THATS IT BAKER....THE HOUSE IS OPEN!!!
SW52
May 10th, 2006, 02:58 PM
Nice. Ever think about hitting RIF's? No need to change your swing and no one gets hurt.

I'm surprised that given Larks' slender frame and cat-like reflexes, that he wasn't able to avoid a 35mph line drive.

lol.
Larks
May 10th, 2006, 02:59 PM
SW - All CincySoftball.com guys pride ourselves in getting in front of LINE DRIVES! Just ask Neff about our training video which is available for $19.95
BB61
May 10th, 2006, 03:05 PM
Ouch!!!
SW52
May 10th, 2006, 03:07 PM
I'll buy the video if Neff's not in it. I'm completely anti-Neff, he's a line drive catchin' soccer sissy s.o.b!

Give my best to him.
Larks
May 10th, 2006, 03:08 PM
He is known in some circles as a "soccer fag"
BT44
May 10th, 2006, 03:35 PM
Coy was sending the message to throw more strikes!!!

WHAT WERE YOU DOING PITCHING ANYWAY?????????

The DL is long enough already.
cbaker
May 10th, 2006, 03:40 PM
you got it BT! I was using larks as an example to all pitchers, throw me something to hit, or get hit with a 25mph missle
BT44
May 10th, 2006, 03:43 PM
Just remember that when you're pitching to me next time. It won't be personal...just business. LOL!
Larks
May 10th, 2006, 03:43 PM
No way dude....with the mark that thing left....that thing was easily 27mph. maybe....28!!
cbaker
May 10th, 2006, 03:53 PM
BT, Larks, any other Cincysoftball guy, I fully expect to get drilled if I pitch to any of you. You have to defend your team. That's why I have decided to retire from regular BP sessions and am toying with retiring all together and taking up Soccer full time. I lost 30 seconds of sleep last night worrying that Larks was hurt. I can't continue with that on my mind.
bmac01
May 11th, 2006, 09:27 AM
man that is bad, wow you are getting no pitches from me, you will get walked all day...... sorry but thats the way it is. oh yea and thanks for playing last night
Bu7ch
May 11th, 2006, 09:32 AM
Whew....good thing I wasn't at the BP.
phatneff
May 11th, 2006, 12:43 PM
Coy, for a package deal, you can get my TWO videos: How To Catch A Line Drive At Crunch Time and as the bonus, you'll get How To Stop A Soccer Ball That Is Coming At You At 95 MPH From Entering The Goal...........both for this one low price of $24.95. TODAY ONLY

Since you're retiring from softball, you can give the Line Drive video to SW and you can charge him whatever you want!!

Buy quickly because they are on the Best Seller list!!
cbaker
May 11th, 2006, 01:24 PM
I think that maybe I was a little off on the retirement talk. I found out last night that when a pitcher throws a hitable pitch that I actually can avoid the middle and do something positive with it. I also noticed that I am a stellar catcher. I am going to go ahead and come back to softball for at least one more year.
SW52
May 11th, 2006, 01:43 PM
Neff has several more DVD's in the works. Of note is the highly anticipated S.O.C.C.E.R. (Suck On Cream Covered Erect Rods).
cbaker
May 11th, 2006, 02:10 PM
That is wrong on so many levels, but LMAO
phatneff
May 11th, 2006, 03:50 PM
Steve must be advertising for the opening weekend in his star role, lead actor playing the character of Sa Kum Tu Me.
SW52
May 11th, 2006, 03:56 PM
Weak retort there Soccer Boy!
JBDinos
May 14th, 2006, 03:52 PM
How about getting a net...