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WHO-DEY
May 22nd, 2006, 04:42 PM
We are looking to possibly pick up a left or left-center fielder. Looking for at least a B/C ball player. If interested , send me a PM. Thanks.
19DeltaSFC
May 22nd, 2006, 10:13 PM
Where do you play and when do you need the assistance? I also pitch, play first and bat and throw from the right side.
WHO-DEY
May 22nd, 2006, 10:23 PM
19delta I sent you a PM.
Dirty024
May 23rd, 2006, 03:02 PM
Fool! Did you lose your position?
WHO-DEY
May 23rd, 2006, 03:55 PM
No we just have a few guy's that can't play tournaments, and don't show up to league games every week. I would pick you up, but I heard about what happened in Columbus, so I guess your out again for a while. FOOOOOOOOOL
allworld
May 23rd, 2006, 11:10 PM
Hey Dirty it is GOUT of here.
jwe
May 24th, 2006, 11:02 AM
dirty needs to stay away from the big women. what an ass-hat
WHO-DEY
May 24th, 2006, 08:14 PM
Dirty I have to hear the whole story from your pespective. This type of thing could only happen to you. Well maybe it could happen to Wilson with all the ladies he gets.
Dirty024
May 25th, 2006, 11:35 AM
a 300 pounder could do that to your knee? Let me set the story straight. It's not as bad as it sounds. Some drunken whoooore I was with in Cleveland dared me to dance with this double heifer with cheese. And you know when Dirty gets "that syrup in him he gets all antsy in the pantsy"...so of course I did. I went up to her and smiled, and she smiled back. Of course she had about as much teeth as a jack o' lantern. I did my best to keep a straight face whilst I danced with the big donkey, but the pressure was too much and a couple minutes later I found myself crumbling to the floor like that old bag in the "help I've fallen, and I can't get up" commercials. Thank the good lord she didn't fall on top of me because then I would have looked like this one girl's breastses...pancakes!

My knee is jacked up...again, so I guess I'll wait till Lance has Kremchek on his show, again, to get a diagnosis!

Good luck to all in the Slam this weekend. Wish I could be playing too. So when you see a 200-300lb biggin at the softball parks this weekend, and you know you will, think of your old pal Uncle Dirty and have a beer for me. Better yet, buy me a beer. See ya's at the ballfield!!!


ps "I don't even like you Jim!" Goutta here!
JBody24
May 25th, 2006, 03:15 PM
Hey clear some space in your message box so i can send you a private message about your need for an outfielder... or jsut let me know on here if you are still in need
WHO-DEY
May 25th, 2006, 03:48 PM
Sorry about that. All clear now.
WHO-DEY
May 27th, 2006, 10:56 PM
The knee looked good last night foooooool. Try and stay away from the hungry hungry hippos from now on.