TEAM PBSI FUNDRAISER

[ridinoz]

TEAM PBSI SOFTBALL FUNDRAISER RAFFLE
1ST PRIZE - $1,000 Gift Certificate
2nd Prize - $1,000 Gift Certificate
3rd Prize - 3 days 2 night Hotel Package
4th Prize - 3 days 2 night Hotel Package

ALSO WE ARE GIVING THE FIRST 200 PEOPLE TO RSVP A SEAT AT OUR DANCE - ALL ATTENDEES MUST HAVE THEIR OWN TICKET. DANCE AND DRAWLING ARE ON MARCH 31, 2007. RSVP AT 513-383-1192 OR EMAIL AT RIDINOZ@AOL.COM ----DRAFT BEER, FOUNTAIN POP, FOOD AND MUSIC PROVIDED. ALSO SPLIT THE POTS AND DOOR PRIZES!! PRICE OF TICKETS ARE $10.00 EA

[WHO-DEY]

BUMP

[WHO-DEY]

MIDDLE 11, I sure hope your not going to try and dance at this event. I saw you dancing at your wedding, and please do us all a favor, just stick to your job, bringing me beer all night.

[DT04]

Does Turner's have a Disco ball?

Sounds good, the wife and I will be there. Hopefully she keeps her top on all nite.

[cbaker]

I would be more concerned with you taking your top off. DT keep your clothes on this time okay?

[WHO-DEY]

From what I read from some of the other Threads DT, I'm not sure if we really want you there if your going to be drinking. I know Cook is into that whole "Just the Tip " thing, but I don't think any of the other guy's on the team are. LOL

[DT04]

Lol. Alright guys we'll be on our best behavior...Unless there are Jager-Bombs...then all bets are off.

[cbaker]

Hey DT, get your Arse to work before I call your boss. I see we are at home @ 8:15.

[DT04]

Lol. I leave at 9:00am Chachi. BTW I drove by ur house yesterday and did NOT see a "huge tree down in your yard" Hummmmmm. Makes ya wonder. Who's zoomin who?


Sorry, clarifacation... "a huge tree limb"

[cbaker]

Don, you really need to stop driving by my house. For the last time, No! I will not shave your back, and I absolutely will not help you get that paper towel roll and the gerbil in your....well you know where you like it.

[DT04]

Oh Coy...Quit denying what we have. Shakin that thang like you do around town....You WILL be MINE!!!!

[ridinoz]

How you guys doing with tickets everyone else I have talked to said they are going quick I might have to order more. I dont know about DT the male pole dancer but I am just about out.

[WHO-DEY]

I'm all sold out OZ. Haven't you gotten all the RSVP's yet? By the way Cook want's to know when the uniforms are going to be ready, and the bags, and if you want to play next weekend, and what color the uniforms are, and how many tickets does he have to sell and so on and so on. With DT coming to the dance, we have to have a dance off between him and Wally. I think you can take him DT.

[middle11]

Ok, I've sat by long enough Who-Dey. First off, I also wanted to know why in the he11 OZ picked you up. Maybe he heard all the rumors, I'm not sure. But I will say that this dance should be right up your "alley." Considering you almost break into dance while in the batters box this should be your thing. I'd like to thank all those people who have influenced your ability to hit so well. Thank you James Brown, Michael Jackson, and of course the gay guy from the Backstreet Boys,(as if there is only one). Man I hope you can treat us all to a little leg bend and bat wobble at this dance, we could all use a good laugh.

[WHO-DEY]

It's about time I got you to come out and say something Milddle 11. I've been running my mouth to you for a while with no response. Honestly I think the only reason OZ picked me up was to get to you. He told me he needed another biznitch to carry his beer and the ball bag for him this year, since he lost his one from last year. He asked me a few months back if I had any gay friends that weren't afraid to take one for the team. ( if you know what I mean ) Immediately I thought of you. The first night he saw you at BW-3's he told me I did a fabulous job and told me I could play anywhere I wanted and lead-off. That's saying a lot since we all know I'm a slow fata**. And by the way, my moves in the batters box are called the "Queen-City Shuffle." Get it right or don't run that mouth. I can't wait to see your tall and lanky a** on the dance floor. Maybe I'll bring Chris, so he can give you the PIMP HAND one more time. LOL

[middle11]

Ok now you have me laughin. You play ball with people like Chris and Purse and I'm the first person you can think of. I highly doubt it. Chris has flamer written all over him, or have I mistaken the spelling for the phrase "d1ck a friend" to mean something else???? Speaking of gay, I believe it was you at my bachelor party that got on stage at Deja Vu and started dancing. Yes any other time that would be sweet to dance with hot women. But for you to go straight to the 63 year old bald fat guy and start rubbing his shoulders while doing your "queen city shuffle" was a bit frightening. I'll give you credit though, you did walk out with 37 dollars in singles. Poor guy, he must have had glaucoma. And as far as this dance goes, don't act like I'm going to be out there dancing. I'm sure there will be some type of over weight woman there, who is drunk and can barley stand. As we all know from your past drunkin endeavors this will be who you gravitate towards. Sure you can tell us once again that it is simply to build up her self-esteem, but when you wake up the next morning using her shirt as an XL comforter, don't you feel ashamed of yourself???? Dear God man have you no dignity???

[WHO-DEY]

You are right, I did get on stage, and I did make $37 that night, but why don't you tell us all what the money was really for. See Mr. Middle 11 got busted by one of the under-cover cops in the parking lot giving $5 blow job on the bus. So all the guy's at the bachelor party had to come up with some money to bail him out. Sorry middle 11, I was just trying to help you out. There is nothing wrong with hooking up with drunk fat women either. Like they say ( Fat chicks need lovin too. ) Hell they all look the same to me after a case or so. I know you and your boyfriend "tight shirt" will be on the dance floor together also. Are you going to make him wear the kindergarteners shirt again??????

[ridinoz]

Ok we have to have a dance off now. First round is between Wally and DT, then well have Whodey verus Middle 11, then we'll have "quiet man" Pez verus "pretty boy" Mike, then we will have "showcase" Jeff verus "toasted" Bacon. Winners will duell it off in a cage dance. Winner get a barea** slapping and the night with the FATTTTT CHIC.

[ridinoz]

By the way new ticket prices are 1 for $10 or 2 for $15. Don't forget draft beer and food is included. Hotel package is a choice of 20 different locations(Las Vegas, Cancun, Orlando, Gattlinburg and more).

[Mound25]

How in the he11 did I get dragged into this? "Flamer", yea hello pot this is kettle!! I knew you for 1 1/2 years and saw you with your wife a grand total of twice..Twice!!!! It was always you and Stofal, never more than an arms length apart. "D1ck a friend" Did Mr. Pot just call me black? Charging 14 players $35 a piece for a tourney that only cost $325 is the one who was d1cking friends and sorry kid but that wasn't me! How's it d1cking you anyway when I wasn't even playing.You guys were stacked and there was no way I was ever going to break THAT lineup because as we all know I suck!!! I just went on to another team where I got to play and ended up winning the metro jr. and over $400. Anyway, I'm sure we'll see each other around and we can continue this conversation in person ;)

[WHO-DEY]

Well I can only guess who this is. I just have one question for you MOUND25. Why in the hell is that your screen name. We all know your true position is the concession stand getting me my beer. I've seen you pitch before, and that just ain't your style. Not with that mouth. Maybe you just want to be like your best friend MEATBALL. I never expected to hear from you on this site. I guess you had to keep the PIMP HAND STRONG. By the way, don't be late for work this week or I'm going to FIRE THAT A**. Also it's always good to get on your new bosses good side, so I will be expecting Dunkin Dounuts every morning this week. MY BIOTCH..

[WHO-DEY]

I can talk stuff to these guy's all I want. They are all friends of mine that I have played ball with for years. We are just messing around with each other. Don't really think it is any of your concern BM2.

[Mound25]

WHODEY, You better watch those lips cause we all now what will happen if you don't. You'll be in a cast up to your shoulder for weeks. BTW dumba$$ Mound does not mean that I'm pitching its MY NEW team, Mound Cafe. Cause as you know I'm the best first baseman in the city BIOTCH ;)

[WHO-DEY]

What happened to best in the nation????? I understand though. Coming back from two shoulder surgeries, it might take a little time to get back to that status. You better hurry up with that rehab though, otherwise RB might be taking that starting spot from you on friday nights. We all know he is an all-star no matter what position he plays. Yes Tom asked him back on friday's. I guess he liked the WHITE pants he wore last year.

[ridinoz]

How many tickets you guys have left. I have some. There are some seats left for the dance though.

[ridinoz]

For the last several tickets available we will be selling them for $5.00 ea. The dance is still included if you RSVP. Tickets will be available through the players this weekend at Riverstar on Sunday. and next weekend during Bash for Cash if not sold out before hand. If interseted let us know so we can make arrangements to meet at the tournies. I believe we will be playing at NKY Sports Park.

TEAM PBSI SOFTBALL FUNDRAISER RAFFLE
1ST PRIZE - $1,000 Gift Certificate
2nd Prize - $1,000 Gift Certificate
3rd Prize - 3 days 2 night Hotel Package
4th Prize - 3 days 2 night Hotel Package

ALSO WE ARE GIVING THE FIRST 200 PEOPLE TO RSVP A SEAT AT OUR DANCE - ALL ATTENDEES MUST HAVE THEIR OWN TICKET. DANCE AND DRAWLING ARE ON MARCH 31, 2007. RSVP AT 513-383-1192 OR EMAIL AT RIDINOZ@AOL.COM ----DRAFT BEER, FOUNTAIN POP, FOOD AND MUSIC PROVIDED. ALSO SPLIT THE POTS AND DOOR PRIZES!! PRICE OF TICKETS ARE NOW ONLY $5.00 EA.

[WHO-DEY]

For the last several tickets available we will be selling them for $5.00 ea. The dance is still included if you RSVP. Tickets will be available through the players this weekend at Riverstar on Sunday. and next weekend during Bash for Cash if not sold out before hand. If interseted let us know so we can make arrangements to meet at the tournies. I believe we will be playing at NKY Sports Park.

TEAM PBSI SOFTBALL FUNDRAISER RAFFLE
1ST PRIZE - $1,000 Gift Certificate
2nd Prize - $1,000 Gift Certificate
3rd Prize - 3 days 2 night Hotel Package
4th Prize - 3 days 2 night Hotel Package

ALSO WE ARE GIVING THE FIRST 200 PEOPLE TO RSVP A SEAT AT OUR DANCE - ALL ATTENDEES MUST HAVE THEIR OWN TICKET. DANCE AND DRAWLING ARE ON MARCH 31, 2007. RSVP AT 513-383-1192 OR EMAIL AT RIDINOZ@AOL.COM ----DRAFT BEER, FOUNTAIN POP, FOOD AND MUSIC PROVIDED. ALSO SPLIT THE POTS AND DOOR PRIZES!! PRICE OF TICKETS ARE NOW ONLY $5.00 EA.You forgot to add that they get to see DT on the dance floor. I know that will definately help sell this thing out.